Sunday, May 15, 2011

The Cheapo-Cheapo Strategy

So I'm laptopped again: an HP mini 110, at a total cost of $290. I'll probably regret this, but I'm keeping the Windows 7 "Starter" OS. I uninstalled the Norton teaser and installed free Avira instead. Downloaded Open Office (I'm damned if I ever again will submit to the highway robbery of Microsoft desktop tools!) and trying out Zumo. I am now officially ready to rock and roll again.

My aim is to keep my laptop cost down to $15 per month, and my strategy for doing that is going the dirt-cheap route. The big downside is that really cheap laptops don't last long at all. To meet my goal I'm going to have to keep this running for twenty months. Since all three of my last laptops have died of power jack contusions, I'm going to try to be very tender with this one's power jack. No more working on it while it's plugged in: no more getting tangled up with the cord when I get up off the couch.

It's a pain to go the low end route, since you have to replace the laptops so often, but it also keeps you disciplined about storing *nothing* that you really want to keep locally. That's been my goal for years. The local drive is there as a backup, of course, but anything I really want I keep pushed out to the net, one way or another, where professionals tend the data and back it up. Every time one of these laptops goes south, I do discover stuff that I was keeping only locally. But less and less. I handle each succeeding calamity with greater aplomb.

One could also go high end. But the thing is, if I bought myself a really nice Mac, say, I'd be looking at keeping it running for ten to fifteen *years* before it would work out to being as cheap. And unless the technology races slow way down, any machine looks to be useless ten years from now, no matter how high end it may be right now. I have a settled preference for taking my lumps up front.

I had a bad, bad hour with this machine when I first took it out of the box, and it would not power up for me. The power switch is a little spring-loaded slider that masquerades as a two-notch switch, and there was nothing on keyboard or screen that acknowledged powering on: I apparently turned it on and off so rapidly that I never saw even a flicker. I called India in high dudgeon, and spent half an hour learning, painfully, that there are alpha-bravo systems for confirming alphabetical serial numbers that I have never heard of (was he really saying "a as in aardvark," or was I having auditory hallucinations?) and that a circular saw going in the kitchen moves me easily from "hard of hearing" to "stone deaf." Eventually the screen started doing something, and I hung up on my friend in Bangalore -- who was by this time nearly as frustrated with me as I with him -- and life became one long sweet song.

So I'm back! And now I can get seriously to work on my poetry MS. O happy day!

10 comments:

Zhoen said...

My ibook is still perfectly fine at 5 years. Do they really cost that much more, even a refurbished mac? With the magnetic power jack...

Dale said...

I just glanced, but it looked to me like it was $1,500 bucks or so to get in the door (and then there was all the unfamiliarity and uncertainty: I know my way around word processing and so forth in the Unix and Windows worlds, but I know nothing about such things in the Apple world. There's only three things I absolutely need: office software, a splendid battery, and a good wireless connection. I looked pretty hard at the first gen Ipads, which I would only have had to run for four years or so to make my price, but I was timid about the software, and uncertain about the keyboarding. I do love that magnetic jack, but Ipads don't have them.

Anonymous said...

Has Avira added malware protection to their product yet? If not, you may want to consider installing malware protection software, such as Malwarebytes. I didn't realize there was a difference until my system was compromised.

Dale said...

Oh, good point. I've been lulled by living in Linux land... I'll have to get that too.

Lucy said...

I like the little Dell minibook thing I've got now, though I have to squint a bit (I can blow the page up), because it forces me not to carry too much stuff on it.

After Blogger's latest outage, one or two people I was reading raised the idea that perhaps we're a bit quick to assume that the net is a safe place to keep things. But there are ways and ways I guess.

Dale said...

My strategy is always to have the things I care about in at least two places, one local, in my physical possession, and one on the net. That's close enough to invulnerability for me. I'm a Buddhist, after all, I'm not supposed to believe in invulnerability :-)

Deb said...

O happy day, indeed! xoxoxo

Moria said...

FWIW any bluetooth keyboard will work with an iPad. I use the "apple" keyboard (so far). I think I should switch to something more ergonomic but have been to lazy to go shop for it (and too many more urgent computer & software issues to deal with).

Moria said...

Ack! I meant TOO lazy, of course. I hate this type of error!

Dale said...

:-)

Yeah, if I'd gone with the iPad I would also have gone for the bluetooth keyboard. And I was tempted: it would have been fun to venture into the Apple world. But at present I'm pretty financially risk-averse. (Or "stingy," as we say in English :->)